Ralph Melton (ralphmelton) wrote,
Ralph Melton
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Tofurky Jerky

The last time we were at Whole Foods, I picked up a small pack of Tofurky Jerky for the culinary experiment. This morning, I finally tried it out.

I expected it to be an inferior substitute for beef jerky; I expected it to have the wrong texture and less beef flavor, but I wasn't too worried, because so much of the flavor comes from smoke and salt and seasonings anyway.

These expectations were borne out from the first few chews--but then there was a vile and disgusting taste that made me spit it out in revulsion.

Eww.

This is not a culinary improvement over being hungry.
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