Ralph Melton (ralphmelton) wrote,
Ralph Melton
ralphmelton

Santa Letter Meme



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January jeliza and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for 5eh (-10 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sebastianm (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5137 points). For Christmas I deserve coal!

Sincerely,
ralphmelton

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So genocide is on the naughty list now? Who knew?
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