Ralph Melton ([info]ralphmelton) wrote,
@ 2009-04-23 16:40:00
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Ephemera
I've been thinking about the details of my life that are disappearing. Examples:

Cassette tapes
When I was a teenager, I bought all of my music on cassette tapes. I still own a few hundred cassettes--many of them with music I don't have in any other format. But I haven't listened to cassettes in years. I'm not sure how readily my children will learn about cassettes--I can think of more films that show vinyl records than I can think of films that show cassettes.
(An NPR story last night pointed out that along with the decline of cassettes came the decline of boom boxes.)

Phone Dials
Even when I was a kid, telephones with a rotary dial were on their way out. But my family had a rotary phone until about the time I went to college.
Rotary-dial phones are just about extinct, but the terminology lingers on. I wonder if folks in rural third-world populations who have never had a phone before the introduction of cellular phones still speak of entering phone numbers with a term that originated with manipulating a round dial.

Line Noise
I got accosted by someone named Deathpickle in WoW, who whispered me a string of random non-English characters. I described it as "line noise", and then found myself wondering what fraction of WoW players would recognize what I meant by that.
What I mean, specifically, is the pattern of gobbledygook characters that would interrupt text transmitted over a modem when the signal wasn't clear. For example, if you were dialed into a terminal server and someone lifted the phone handset, your text would be interrupted with a slew of gibberish.
It wasn't random, as I remember it; ~'s seemed to predominate, and {'s were common as well. It was certainly a qualitatively different sort of gibberish from the 'akdflajkjl fakjld' that you'd get from a human wiggling their fingers at a keyboard.
But my memory is inadequate to characterize it exactly; I haven't seen line noise in almost a decade. And I doubt much has been preserved for posterity. This may be as foreign to my children as the chagrin of dropping a stack of Hollerith cards is to me.
(On a similar note, digital television signals will put a final end to snow on television sets. Digital transmission shows transmission failures in different ways.)

Incandescent Light Bulbs
Most of the light bulbs I've encountered in my life have been incandescent bulbs. But incandescent bulbs are being phased out. By 2014, I'll buy compact fluorescents for almost every case where I currently buy incandescent bulbs.
There'll be a few details of the experience of incancescents that will go away, though. Incandescent bulbs darken as they burn out, and burned-out bulbs have a distinctive tinkle when you shake them--neither of these are true of compact fluorescents. Those details of light bulbs will be foreign to my children.

The thought crosses my mind that these last two examples are particularly examples of failure modes going away (being replaced by new failure modes). I could probably follow that to several other examples, like the horizontal line that a cathode-ray television or monitor would display as it warmed up, or the chatter of a floppy disk drive reading data. (For that matter, floppy disks could get an entry all their own. It may be a decade since I've put a floppy disk in a drive.)


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[info]dvarin
2009-04-23 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Heh, I've been keeping a rotary phone for years now. The sound of an actual bell is just way nicer than the electronic noises phones usually make. (And, more practically, more likely to wake me up if I'm asleep. My relatives used to like to call on Saturday/Sunday mornings.) The electric buses in Seattle have actual bells for the stop signal, which I always think is kind of a cool atmosphere thing.

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[info]ralphmelton
2009-04-24 03:08 pm UTC (link)
I was under the impression that pulse dialing had been phased out in favor of DTMF.

Another example of rotary phone atavism: http://iphone.objectgraph.com/iretrophone/

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[info]dvarin
2009-04-24 05:28 pm UTC (link)
If so, it must have been pretty recently. The rotary phone still worked in Pittsburgh when I left ~2 years ago.

I'd like to claim that it also worked in Seattle, but I'm not sure I've actually placed an outgoing phone call on it since I got here. (I'd do it in Pgh because my apartment got no cellphone reception at all.)

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[info]lyndontoo
2009-04-24 12:01 am UTC (link)
Mission Impossible "this tape will self-destruct in ten seconds" may help preserve cassette images.

Diane's kids don't know what "church key" can openers are. Aluminium frozen TV dinners are rare.

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[info]ralphmelton
2009-04-24 02:20 pm UTC (link)
I had to hit Wikipedia to check my understanding of church key can openers. I've used the pointy end of a church key a couple of times to open large cans of juice, but only a few times.

Flat-top cans got replaced with pull tabs. Pull tabs were celebrated in my youth as the backing for 80% of all Cub Scout neckerchief slides. Pull tabs are now gone, replaced by stay-on tabs. I don't know what Cub Scouts use for neckerchief slides anymore.

Your mention of aluminum frozen TV dinners reminds me of a woman I dated once whose every meal was a TV dinner from a freezer full of them.

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[info]skington
2009-04-24 12:05 am UTC (link)
I believe cassette tapes may still survive in some format in journalists' dictaphones. Of course, print journalists are themselves dying out...

And of course the classic example is William Gibson's Neuromancer: "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel" means light blue to the current generation.

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[info]ralphmelton
2009-04-24 02:27 pm UTC (link)
I would have expected journalists' dictaphones to have gone digital by now, but Wikipedia says "Despite the advances in technology, analog media are still widely used in dictation recording for their flexibility, permanence, and robustness."

I still feel comfortable saying that cassette tapes are going the way of wax cylinders, wire recorders (which I know only from Perry Mason novels), acetate discs (ditto), and 8-track tapes.

As I'm sure you know, the change in dead channels was riffed on by Neil Gaiman in Neverwhere.

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[info]flit
2009-04-25 12:35 am UTC (link)
My dad had a reel-to-reel tape drive!

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[info]cellio
2009-04-24 03:23 am UTC (link)
Not only is line noise gone, but modems are fading too. That is, the modem isn't something that connects to your computer and competes with your phone, and that you interact with on a daily basis (or more). The modem is now just another always-on box that you don't tend to think about.

Cassette tapes are practically gone; video cassettes can't be far behind. (We're digitizing our cassette tapes before they die completely, but haven't done anything about videotapes yet.)

Sitting down to watch a TV show at a particular time (when the station aired it) is something I remember doing as a kid but don't do now. The family used to gather and watch M*A*S*H. Now I record what I like and watch it when I get a chance. For only one series in the last 20 years or so did I make a point of watching the broadcast -- the combination of that good + that much spoiler exposure if I didn't.

Cars that you lock and unlock with actual keys inserted into actual locks disappeared much faster than I would have predicted.

I still have unused floppies (and zip cartridges). I wonder if anyone out there could use them.

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[info]ralphmelton
2009-04-24 02:58 pm UTC (link)
I ought to consult you about digitizing cassette tapes. I have read of tools to do that, but I haven't taken action.

Your point about watching TV shows at a specific time reminds me of one of Lori's "kids today" topics--she points out that today's children don't have to wait for many of the things that we had to wait for as kids.
TV broadcast schedules are easily circumvented, as you've pointed out.
The Disney movies we watched as kids were dictated by Disney's whims about what films to release. Now, most of the corpus is available on DVD.
When my family would split up at a mall, a museum, or an amusement park, we would develop careful plans to meet back at a certain place at a certain time. When my children are of an age that we'll let them split off from us, they'll probably have cell phones to trivialize regrouping.

I hadn't noticed a vanishing of keys for car locks--of course, I haven't shopped for a car in several years. My car came with an electronic option, but I still use my key in preference.
I have more trouble remembering the last time I opened a car window by turning a crank, though.

Lori pointed out that her school still uses floppy discs. I don't know whether they need any more.

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[info]cellio
2009-04-24 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I'll be happy to chat with you about digitizing music. We bought a $70 receiver optimized for the purpose, and the software we use that didn't come with it was mostly free downloads. (We paid $20 for a tagger, I think, because the UI was a little easier than using iTunes, but that's optional.)

I might have misspoken about car keys. Mine has a key-like extension, which I only ever put into the ignition (I use the buttons to lock/unlock), but on reflection I think I could use it to lock/unlock if I wanted to. I'll try to remember to look next time I use the car.

Still, until 2004 I drove a car that only had regular keys (crank windows, too); I had that car for 15 years, so there was something of a jolt when I went shopping.

Good point about not having to wait for movies! I, too, remember the "whatever Disney offers up this year" days.

If Lori's school could use several dozen unused floppies, I'll be happy to share.

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[info]eub
2009-04-24 07:08 am UTC (link)
It surprises and dismays me that the web doesn't have a collection of samples of historical line noise from every common modulation scheme and modem setting. It has an awesomely detailed reference on bicycle tire dimension naming schemes, so where is the line noise museum?

I seem to recall the ~} line noise from 1200-bps E-7-1, and from N-8-1 the line noise had the PC square-root and degree-symbol characters.

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[info]ralphmelton
2009-04-24 12:46 pm UTC (link)
The reach of your memory exceeds my own. I do remember the degree-symbol line noise vaguely, but most of my line noise was with a single modem server (CMU's in the mid-90s)

While attempting to verify your claim that there is no museum of line noise, I stumbled on this link that I think you'd appreciate: http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/mobp/

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[info]echoweaver
2009-04-24 08:50 am UTC (link)
Mmm. The line noise certainly hit home. It speaks to a whole chapter of my life that most people even my age never really knew.

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[info]ralphmelton
2009-04-24 02:34 pm UTC (link)
The same with the distinctive sound of a modem dialing up. Almost everyone who used a modem in those days (at least, a modem slower than 56K) now has broadband internet.

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[info]echoweaver
2009-04-24 02:36 pm UTC (link)
I can still hear that sound in my memory, almost as if it's in the room. We're not even a generation; we're a fraction of a generation that came of age in the few years before the Information Age really took hold.

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[info]ralphmelton
2009-04-24 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Wow, what a poignant turn of phrase.

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[info]cellio
2009-04-24 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, me too.

It was said of a classmate of mine, back then, that he was so good that he didn't use a modem; he just picked up the phone and whistled. Not true, of course, but these days who would even get the joke?

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[info]dvarin
2009-04-25 05:48 pm UTC (link)
I think at least one generation (or half of one, or whatever I am) behind you would, although we were using modems in middle/high school rather than college.

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