So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
4. When you go to a new question press the next button.
Some songs fit perfectly.
Ralph's Life: The Soundtrack
Opening Credits?: "Crusoe", The Art of Noise, In No Sense? Nonsense!
Waking Up?: "Now I'm feeling Zombified (ex)", Alien Sex Fiend, Gothic Rock 1
Falling in Love?: "Everything Happens to Me," Houston Person, Jazz for When You're Alone
Fight Scene?: "My Star," The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Rock Against Bush, Vol. 2
Breaking Up?: "Bron-Yr-Aur," Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Getting Back Together?: "Achilles' Last Stand," Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin Remasters
Secret Love?: "Hemp," Living Colour Stain
Life's Okay?: "Superficial," Neuroactive Music from the Succubus Club--Vampire: the Masquerade
Mental Breakdown?: "Never Ending Story," Limahl, Living in Oblivion: The 80s' Greaters Hits, Volume 2
Driving Flashback?: "Saviour," VNV Nation, Empires
Partying?: "Mr. E. Leon Rauis", Rasputina, Thanks for the Ether
Happy Dance?: "The Watcher", Midnight Syndicate, The 13th Hour
Regretting?: "99 Luftballons," Nena, Roots of Rock: '80s New Wave
Long Night Alone?: "Rasputin's HMO," Austin Lounge Lizards Never An Adult Moment
Final Battle?: "Open Your Mind (Remix)," Usura, DMA Dance Vol. 4
Death Scene?: "Gingrich the Newt," Austin Lounge Lizards, Small Minds
End Credits?: "On the Alamo," Louis Armstrong, When the Saints Go Marching In
Mostly neither funny nor apt, though I like "Now I'm feeling Zombified" for waking up.