Ralph Melton (ralphmelton) wrote,
Ralph Melton

Sexy Holidays

I noticed a couple of very erotic elements this Christmas:

The first was Deanna Kirk's rendition of "You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch" on a Christmas CD we got. Her voice is so sultry that she makes "I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole" sound like a come-on.

The second was during the Jazz Nutcracker that we saw. The Arabesque Cookies were wearing very sexy outfits, and of course since they were all dance majors in college, they really had the bodies to wear them well. The Sugar Rum Cherry in a slinky black dress was very sultry too.
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