Ralph Melton (ralphmelton) wrote,
Ralph Melton

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In which my genius is cruelly unappreciated yet again.

I'm sure that by now you have all heard of pre-sliced peanut butter.

This leads me naturally to the inevitable next step in human development: spreadable bread.

With this, you could make an inside-out peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Muahahahaha!

Ralph Melton, Super-Genius. I like the sound of that.

I wonder how one goes about preparing oneself for a position as a Mad Food Scientist.

In other news of human development, we have spotted purple ketchup accompanying the green ketchup in our local supermarket.
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